Активные сессии
Нет активных сессий
Трофеи 85
Платина 63
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings
4.2%
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
4.0%
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
1.2%
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints
3.1%
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
2.2%
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
1.6%
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
3.2%
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
2.4%
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps
3.4%
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
1.4%
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
3.1%
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels
1.6%
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
4.6%
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level
4.2%
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
3.1%
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
2.6%
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
4.2%
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
1.4%
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
1.4%
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
1.6%
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
1.4%
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level
3.8%
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob
1.9%
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
1.7%
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
1.3%
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
1.8%
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
4.3%
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
2.0%
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
2.2%
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
2.5%
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
1.9%
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office
2.3%
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office
2.7%
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level
2.5%
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger
3.0%
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
3.2%
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
4.4%
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
1.4%
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
1.7%
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
2.2%
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
2.4%
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
2.3%
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
2.2%
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
1.8%
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
1.5%
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
1.2%
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools
1.9%
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level
3.7%
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
3.5%
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
1.6%
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level
3.8%
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
3.9%
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level
1.9%
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
1.1%
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
1.3%
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
1.8%
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks
2.6%
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
1.9%
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray
2.2%
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
1.3%
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
1.5%
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
1.2%
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
1.1%
Золото 17
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets
5.9%
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items
9.4%
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats
13.1%
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten
12.6%
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
6.7%
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level
11.1%
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level
5.4%
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
5.6%
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level
8.8%
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level
7.5%
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level
12.5%
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level
7.8%
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
7.0%
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
7.4%
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
5.6%
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level
9.2%
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level
6.2%
Серебро 3
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
23.2%
You're Fired!
Get fired!
29.5%
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level
20.8%
Бронза 2
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately
41.3%
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
47.2%